Zack Knox

"Don't be an ass. If you bring your dog to a dog park, don't be mad when they play."

"To really appreciate this lookout you have to have a 40 oz miller highlife in your hands. It's the champagne of beers after all ...."

"How is this a deli?"

"Best buy sucks!"

"Been here lately at night around 2. Some guy is always there and all they have are krueller! Who likes kruellers? No one that's who."

"Church is awesome!"