Zachary Fansler

"Oh, and the only good thing about this terrible restaurant is... Nothing. Go to Peraltas in Quitman or Peraltas in Grand Saline or the Peraltas in Pittsburg. Peraltas is the best Mexican food ever."

"This is the worst Mexican food in East Texas. I recommend just going down the road to Taco Bell. Pitiful service and even worse food. The hot sauce is basically grease and... More grease. Disgusting."

"Ask for the special vanilla snake beater mint"

"This place rules! I recommend sitting in the tunnel with the sharks for awhile and just watch them."

"Don't eat here, terrible food and service. Go to Jalapeño Tree instead."

"Run, run while you still can! It's a trap!!!"