Yukio Taira

"Get the donuts. I was skeptical but I ate the whole order myself and it was worth not sharing!"

"Service here is terrible"

"Hey 24 hour staff, why don't you work instead of bring your friends into the lobby and talking. Those free weights are always all over the damn place"

"Don't slide your kart, you're going to be slower. Also pay attention to the flag and move out of the way of the faster drivers. It's not a position race so be courteous."

"If you're lucky enough to get a garage, rent one!"

"Don't mess with Texas, apparently."