Louis Villafranca

"The people here are racist against non-Asians. They always remove the place settings when they seat me. I asked why, and they told me that the settings are for Chinese."

"The food is great. The girl working the place has nice legs. What more do you need?"

"I'm always in the slowest checkout lane because when I get into the lane, it becomes the slowest."

"This place is extraordinarily stingy/greedy with the cups. Maybe I should just *not* bus my own table since they can probably afford to pay somebody to do it."

"Unless you need a new muffler or need a mechanic on Saturday or after 5pm weekdays, don't come here. The place is way overpriced for the quality of service."

"$9.95 breakfast buffet. In other words, all you can eat bacon!"