4sq Ninja

"The staff doesn't like it when you try to play duck, duck goose! With them"

"I'm pretty sure there's crack in the tater tots."

"Ask Mitch if his wife called yet"

"Uchi walla walla, Uchi bang bang. Who else has this go through their head here?"

"If all vegetarian food tasted like this I would quite eating meat"

"Getting a wax? You'll have a new appreciation for women afterwards"