Sebastian Judd-Mole

"Mmmmm, salt."

"The new genetics lab is looking swish as tits! If you get a chance, head up stairs and check it out!"

"Look out for a cute waitress named Freya, she is lovely."

"Best coffee in Camberwell, no doubt; with a fresh music selection to top it off."

"If you see a dopey bastard with a retarded beanie named David, it's probably best to avoid him, he's a bit of a downer."