"Cinnamon roll was dry and they didn't warm it up so it was cold and hard as a rock. Muffin was stale too... If I wasn't vegan, I would've been totally turned off from veganbaked goods forever!"
"The ONLY good vegan pizza in NYC. T.hanks to God I don't live nearby, 'cause I'd dominate the fuck out of this establishment (and my wallet) otherwise."