Sophie Rose

"A man at the table next to me threw up on his plate. For dessert, the manager gave us a thank-you speech littered with ethnic slurs."

"So mediocre."

"Most expensive romaine lettuce on the eastern seaboard"

"They have Omission Pale Ale! best gluten-free beer you can buy."

"Ordering pizza at 3am and passing out before it arrives here is a must."

"This is a garden of dreams, some nice some not. Very vivid, short-remembered, and clairvoyant."