Rachel 🌻 Rubanow

"Paula knows every trick in the book! Such a sweetheart, you won't leave without a smile!"

"Michelle is a miracle worker! Knows different ways to mix colors to get exactly what you want and doesn't let you leave until you're ecstatic!"

"Don't take your pet here if it's serious. They'll wave their euthanizing syringe in your face every fifteen minutes."

"Don't look Satan in the eyes"

"Black velvets and chase the kitty. I call her frank and she answers."

"Indie+scene+disoriented bros=clusterfuck of "ummm let's find a corner. No, let's rub up against people until they move.""