Kelvinist

"Stop here for an amazing steak!"

"Tuesday & Thursday: 35¢ wings, 39¢ boneless wings."

"Splash pad for the kids, soccer/tennis/baseball facilities, trails through the woods, an 18-hole municipal golf course, driving range, large running course, and a great frisbee golf course here!"

"The fresh cut fries, hand-squeezed lemonade, and chocolate chunk cookies are all made fresh in-house, and definitely worth ordering!"

"Mike's offers the best carwash your vehicle has ever seen. Clean, dry, shiny every time ...satisfaction guaranteed! Makes gas station car washes look like kids with rags."