Uddhav Kambli

"Get the tower!"

"Smells like ..., dingy rooms - the whole place needs a few liberal applications of vagisil. Where else can I watch the latest Bollywood releases? I'll be mad if they release Kochadaiyan at this POS."

"For those who love their food hot, mix chicken rigges with linguine con aglio e olio. Have it next day for lunch too. Chocolate Godiva cake is nice too!"

"I love island cuisines! Go for the lamprais and black chicken curry. They run out of the lamprais pretty quick so run don't walk."

"You may have to wait a while but remedy that with a lot of chocolate green tea lava cake. Be prepared to use your fork as a weapon because who needs enemies when your friends ravage your plate, right?"

"Other than the black pasta, the homemade Tiramisu is pretty good."