Troy Herrmann

"Make sure to specify you want your coffee done in. I rocked up on a motorbike and was given a take away cup. Where did she think I was going to put it?"

"Four Square wants a tip - you can buy prophylactics here to cover you'res."

"Eat here! Seriously, that's all that needs to be said. Eat here."

"Don't eat here. Comes straight out of freezer bags via deep fryer to your plate."

"They have put a lot of work into this place. It magnificent."

"Decor is nice, bed is good, everything is very clean and modern. Well done."