Tom Waits

"No sheep! except in 'sheep night', then all bets are off and anything goes!"

"Don't bother going here for new games, the staff will talk to you like you're a naive child or an idiot for assuming you could walk into their store & buy a new game if you hadn't preordered it!"

"Absolute dive. No redeeming features save the exit!"

"Are you being eyed up by junkies? Do you hear a knacker screaming "where'd I peave me can? Where'd ya put it?"? Do you see taxi drivers arguing on the traffic island? Then, yes, you're on O'Connell st"

"Awful place. I'd rather look at animals turned inside-out & smeared across a canvas... which, incidentally, is probably too high clss for this establishment!"

"If you can read this you're young enough to use technology & not old enough to be here!"