Tom Satriale

"Did you guys turn off the Sox, in the middle of a tie game, in favor of the Pacers and the Knicks? In Boston? Oh, you did? Oh cool. You guys are the best."

"Don't bother coming on Sunday afternoons. They're always understaffed, so expect to wait for a table even though the place is only a quarter full."

"Veal parm sub. Learn it, love it, live it."

"Watch for the Minotaur when traversing the labyrinth to the bathrooms."

"Decent food, but really awful service. If you have (literally) half an hour to wait for your check and enjoy snippiness, you'll be right at home."

"Get the pasticcio, heat it up with some tomato sauce, a few meatballs if you like, cover with grated cheese, enjoy."