Tom Garrity

"Mutton chips bro"

"The old woman who works there is a nasty, persistent bitch. If it wasn't the only ski shop around, I'd never go there. Unfortunately they've cornered the market with high prices and nasty service."

"This place is a shithole. If you can find a machine that actually works, good luck getting it closed. The owner is rude and takes all your clothes out of the dryer and throws them in a basket."

"What do you gotta do for a rub and tug in this place."

"Brody loves anal sex with cats."

"Everyone loves checking into Luana. Aaaayooooooooo."