Todd Hodgson

"There's a preposterous $10 cover and it smells like farts. Also gets pretty rough late."

"Was in and out in 2 minutes. 10am on a Friday."

"Been here twice and got stale-tasting bagels both times. Poppyseed bagels (pictured) were almost completely devoid of poppyseeds. Will not return."

"The bagels kick ass; the coffee sucks ass."

"Great hours, plenty of space, and super-nice people. Best of all, you can get that annoying paperwork online and fill it out before your first visit."

"The artichoke slice is massive and delicious, but you'll feel like you need a shower after eating one."