Morgue Anne

"So much great burlesque. Go support a local show!"

"Tip jar doesn't actually go to the employees. Hand them a tip personally and discreetly."

"Cops sit in the parking lot to catch people going down the hill. Church and state, hand in hand."

"Don't be a dick. Some well placed "please" and "thank you"s go a long way. Every time I see someone in here, they are almost always extremely rude. Be nice, sometimes they give you free cookies."

"I'm not even on the bus yet and I'm dealing with creepers! Ugh."

"Get the Joann app for coupons. Then get the Hobby Lobby and Michaels ones, they will accept competitor coupons!"