Patrick Hipp

"The fries a la Freddy will kill you, but you will die happy."

"Get the hot dogs and beans and an order of tater tots. It's like middle school, but drunk."

"You're not having a stroke: those are artificially piped-in cricket sounds in the backyard."

"It's more fun if you think of it as pétanque."

"One bathroom smells like an orange creamsicle, the other does not. WHICH WILL YOU CHOOSE?"

""Do like Hemingway & Fitzgerald did in their time..." A great idea, except that store closed 70 years ago on the rue de l'Odéon. George Whitman took the name after Sylvia Beach's death as a tribute."