Tee Haynes

"Warning! No brunch served anywhere on Canada Day"

"Reach for the lasers, safe as fuck!"

"Get here early in the morning, the waits are considerable for criminal record checks etc."

"Remember to put money in the meter and be sure to check out the mutant tree that doesn't like to shed it's leaves"

"Clean up after your dog or one of the Saints might clean you up"

"Be sure to wash your boots when you get home. Plenty of savages that don't clean up after their dog"