Ted White

"Order a glass of sangria with your food. It's a dollar cheaper and one of those babies will make you tipsy. Two will knock you down."

"Bring lots of wine. Ted's a great host."

"Walk across it."

"Get the chorizo burrito. Douse it in the green hot sauce on the table. It makes you cry."

"Get the iced green tea. It's awesome for a hangover."