Taylor Smith

"What's the point of checking in online and scheduling a pick-up time if you have to wait an hour once you arrive at the store?"

"The Commodore 64 tastes like a tootsies roll pop."

"Guys, want a traditional barber? Make an appointment with Bill."

"No alcohol is served."

"The mini sampler is the perfect sized classic western breakfast. One egg, hash browns, bacon, and toast."

"Ask to sit in Jon's section. I've been coming here for years--he's the best!"