Steve Gorman

"Don't feed Koala after midnight. He's trying to lose weight."

"If you have lots of time to kill, you've come to the right place. The only thing slower than renting a car here was the formation of the universe."

"If you're not staying at the hotel, you'll need to steal a towel from a guest when they're not looking. Everyone is drunk, so it's easy."

"🎶Shave and a haircut, two bits!🎶"

"If you tell Juan that Steve sent you he'll ask Who's Steve?"

"I dint know why, but you have to ask to see the wine list."