Stephen Hodge

"Boulder Cold Hop on tap...delicious"

"If I am condemned to death and I get one last meal before I die, I'm picking three with everything and a cold mug of birch beer from Hot Dog Johnny's"

"Want to see how badly the recession has hit Pburg? Come to the mall. There's nobody here and literally a third of the stores are vacant and boarded up."

"Walk in barber shop. $10 haircut, and you're out in 5 minutes. Easy."

"Stacks are the quietest place you will find on College Ave"

"Larry finally sold the house and moved to Missouri. Thanks for almost 20 years as my barber."