Stephanie Francis

"The people who rent rooms out of this house are crazy. Beware."

"Good food, but when its crazy busy prepare to be waiting forever for a table. People will try their best to get seated before you even though you were before them."

"Take the stairs, fatass. The elevator here is slower than the santa barbara drivers."

"The plastics live here. Hotties."

"Fuck your life."

"The women that work here are bitchy. Not the best staff."