Sparky

"This store will REPEATEDLY charge you for a venti and only give you a grande."

"Take the train!"

"You can get a bottle of water for the plane here."

"Salmon skin hand roll"

"Even preferred members with the app may have to wait in line for 2 hours here. At least the employees are rather friendly"

"Use the self checkouts furthest from the exit because the weight sensors don't work on the ones near the exit."