Jeannine Lalonde

"Your device may fine "attwifi" but you probably won't be able to connect to the Internet...which will make the inevitable flight delay very painful."

"Worse Panera I've ever been to. No diet soda (after 15 minutes of waiting, they told three people waiting that there was none left) no apples, don't offer all the usual "u pick two" options."

"If you're a vegetarian and have to accompany a carnivore here, you can get grilled veggies on a bun."

"Join the resident message board! Ask a neighbor how to log in."

"I've never waited more than 5 minutes here. Awesome DMV office compared to others!"

"How does a supermarket run out of onions?"