Simon Philipson

"Try the floor in the kitchen. Great for chess!"

"Share your idea with others. Ask for their opinion. Make it grow!"

"Get David Byrd to grow a handlebar mustache with peer pressure."

"The lion and the animal kingdom are throwing a party. Wish I could be there."

"For future generations: if it smells on the 3rd floor it's just some goat cheese and wine I hid under the sofa."