Carrie S

"Lie about cleaning the 2nd floor kitchen after not having fab food served to you at anytime in the middle of the night."

"Drive your hummer to pick up your kid. Leave the engine running while you wait in line."

"Bring a big bag of gently worn, too small for your kidlet, items. Wait a few weeks, come back and shop with your store credit! Woot!"

"Clean the 2nd floor kitchen after having fabulous food magically served @ 3am."

"Go after dark. See if you can incur the full 'good security guard/bad security guard' response."

"Go for the Cascade, Lake Washington & Rainier views. Sunset & Sunrise are amazing. Show up right after area high schools let out & view the rush for the bushes..."