John Castle

"Good place, good selection, fair prices, friendly people"

"The John Castle here is top notch."

"Steer clear of the bathroom, I've heard that people sometimes crap in there. :("

"Ask for the "Kilroy Was Here" lunch special. It's not on the menu yet, but it's good stuff."

"If you look under the toilet in the men's room, somebody taped a bag of crack under there."

"Try the lobster!"