Ryan Paretti

"How can heather be the mayor of here if Shes never been here...."

"Johnnie is a Lazy employee"

"Heather gets around Torrington she's everywhere guess you can call her the town whore"

"Heather lives in here parents basement alone lonely in life and has nothing else to do except check into everything within 20 miles"

"Waitor Griffen Rossi is very polite yet his gf has his man hood in a shoe box in her closet :("

"Johnnie really doesn't like the egg sandwiches"