Robert Rossol

"The cool thing about Shaw's is no matter what day, what time, I'm always the most attractive person in here."

"My favorite is the angry rude bartender girl who works every Friday that goes out of her way to make sure everyone else is as miserable as her."

"Just the tip, just for a bit. Just to see how it feels"

"Smells like a hamster cage, but still a cool place."

"Try the alcohol, it'll get you drunk!"