Richard Thrustbone

"Chicken Parmesan sub is mighty tasty...better if it came with a reach-a-round."

"Not sure what all the hype is about. It's not like you get a happy ending with every gondola."

"Waterford chicken sandwich. Better than sex with your mom."

"Evidently they have more than just wings. Who knew?"

"It's a big place. Don't get lost. Let me know if you find "that ass like a rocket ship!""

"The most awful thing about this isn't his arm...but his face gives the impression that you're a porkchop that's about to be eaten."