Roy Tokeshi

"Southwest now participates in TSA pre!"

"They have switched around the family and A-list lines again. Don't run in on auto-pilot!"

"Don't lick the frozen slab. ... Your tongue will stick! Don't ask how I know."

"All food options are closed inside security for late night flights. Pack your own snacks and fill a water bottle full of ice before arrival. At security you only need to drink or dump melted liquid."

"Cheat day today. Worth using it on chicken fried steak. But the amazing part is the gravy. Unusually savory in a great way. Might be my all time favorite gravy including OH TX and the deep south."

"Get extra sauce and the brown rice. Best 50 cent since rap music."