Patrick Bushnell

"These lemons... Oh the lemons."

"If you leave a nice note on the 3C apartment door the couple will return with a nice note on your apartment door!"

"Enchiladas locas, best dish. So simple so good."

"There is a secret behind the "enriching uranium" computer on the bottom floor. Look hard."

"Get the chicken pot stickers and Asian vegetables; cheap, pretty healthy, and delicious!"

"Knock three times on the third blue panel from the right while facing the toilet handle. Magic happens."