Phil Zarate

"Tong Po Pork is legit."

"Nice selection of standard sushi and sashimi items. No unnecessarily ornate gimmick rolls here. Small menu, but the food is high quality!"

"The omelettes are excellent and the portion sizes are generous. Avoid the corned beef hash,which tasted like it came right out of a can. Otherwise, prepare for a nap after your meal."

"When ordering at the drive through, always check your order! I got my pastrami chili cheese fries SANS PASTRAMI! #weak #fml #wtf"

"Try the Bear Fucker shot! Ask your server if he'll take one with you!"

"Slowest. Pumps. Ever."