Pilar Peraset

"Yuck. Just yuck. Old, tired, broken-down. Just - yuck."

"Pretzel stuffed with a hot dog that is stuffed with cheese. Must-have!"

"Try the pizza! Yum! Who knew a turkey-shaped oven mitt could cook like that?"

"The artwork is the latte foam is so much fun -- wish I had the talent."

"The cabinets are empty. Don't come here hungry."

"Watch out for the dust bunnies. They've colonized and are working to establish a democratic government."