Patrick J. Sanković

"Well after this week, I don't think I'll be back here for awhile...Next, house I'll create a better name than UD Home, haha!"

"Surprisingly against popular belief, Amish people actually drink...and they drink a lot here"

"If you're of age, check out the outrageous Porn Collection for a good laugh at the titles"

"Welcome to the government housing projects designed for USC Students right next to the hood of Columbia, SC home of the Bloods."

"The driveway and parkway are all shoveled and salted for the winter snow...always!"

"This buffet is the hangover cure...if only they sold Bloody Mary's on Sundays"