Patrick Bellamy

"$1.50 for a footlong dog and soda. Cheapest lunch you can get."

"Order the full alarm chili burger and a pitcher of the cheapest PBR in town."

"If you order a scotch or whiskey don't ask for it on the rocks. Ask for a single cube."

"Station 1 is cool, but not as awesome as station 3."

"Get the Reuben is hands down one of the best I've ever had."