"But it's burgers give an embarassingly enjoyable taste of home. Ah, if only healthy stuff tasted half as good as all the bad parts of a cow mashed together with bacon, cheese, lettuce and tomato..."
"If you're hungry, get two 1/2 ducks, not a whole 1. A "1/2 duck" is more than 1/2 a whole duck. Now you have more duck for your buck + your friends think you're a hero."
"Snacks here are pricey, plus they don't have Skittles, WTF?!?! Go to Watson's 100yrds away and stock up on cheap choc/sweets/candy. Now enjoy your movie knowing you stuck it to the man! (sort of)"