Nicky Nasrallah

"Only the third decent shawarma I've tasted in this city. If you get any sauce other than garlic, you're not doing it right. Extra garlic, please."

"Sit at the bar. Alison is an excellent bartender, friendly, and easy on the eyes."

"This place is great for waiting 20 minutes to speak to a bartender, and then another 20 while she checks her iPhone to find out how to make your drink. And another hour for a slice of pie."

"If an earthquake hits while you're on this bus, you'll never know it."

"Without a doubt the best baby store. My niece and nephew love all the Dandelion and Kaloo products. But the snuggle pods are the absolute best."

"As mayor of this branch, I'll fire all employees who wouldn't cash my employer's check, stating "not negotiable." Found another branch."