Mark Stevenson

"Uplift to the top, runs down to the middle, leisurely cycle back to the top.....repeat, then treat yaself to a bacon roll and cuppa at the bottom before doing it all again!"

"Don't ask for extra BBQ sauce. They don't like that. You get it thrown in to your hand and a death stare."

"Be patient....the Nurses and Doctors work their butts off, it gets busy. These people save lives. End of."

"Get the bus. Car parking is a nightmare!,"

"Work! So not much you can do unless you work here, well, other than go to www.animeddirect.co.uk and save a fortune on your pet supplies ;-)"

"Take a 15 minute walk through the fields over to the beach, at the right time of year there are Seals a pleanty!"