Duncan Wilkie

"Avoid Zombies"

"Excellent food, excellent coffee and free wifi too"

"Great place, cocktails 2 for 1 is awesome - at select times only."

"New rules no hot drink on buses. 'It's a health and safety issue up to driver discretion.' Certainly reassuring that drivers are fully qualified H&S experts."

"Don't be fooled by the name, your bus may not actually arrive or even leave if its there."