Michael Ross

"Being a seat cushion - these bleachers are hard!"

"It's not on the menu, but you can get any burger in a lettuce wrap - just ask."

"The complementary breakfast is about the best you'll find at any hotel of this type"

"Just the tip"

"Despite all the branding in and outside the store, this is NOT Verizon Wireless. This is CELLULAR SALES."

"The night manager is...special"