Michael Lawton

"Lobster ice cream. Seriously, just try it. Amazing."

"Half-price wine glasses on Mondays. Goes great with STEAK BITES!"

"The steak bites are incredible!"

"There is free underground visitor parking in our building. Entrance is on the South side, look for the Westcor sign."

"Don't be the a$$hole who tries to return things three years later just because a new model came out and suddenly you're "not satisfied with your purchase." Go to Walmart you cheap prick."

"Free 30 minute massage for any new clients in October."