Michael Rymarczyk

"I'd rather have explosive diarrhoea for 4 hours straight that go here again. Pricks were terrible service...."

"Boom shakalaka"

"Punt the dog, it builds character"

"The house will still smell of bacon, even after about 7 hours have passed since its cooking"

"When you drink the Honey Jack Daniels, make sure you drink a wine glass full in about 5 seconds. Glory will be yours!"