Michael P

"If you order a pizza with turkey... You get thin torn up Oscar Meyer lunch meat slices.... Fail"

"Carne asada is AWFUL! Dry, bland, & tough. Had to eventually spit it out!!"

"Waitress brought out our to go pie slices with the rest of our meal... WTF. It better not be melted or I'm throwing it in her face."

"Crap... Sat us next to the piss smelling bathrooms. We moved, but still smells like piss."

"Sorry, no gambling allowed here."

"Get the cheese burger and go to the condiments and add jalapeños and Teri sauce... Super BOMB!!!"