Michael Lawson

"The music is so loud my fucking ears are bleeding!"

"Cheap beer, just make sure to not have ur underage girlfriend take ur beer up to the counter they will check her ID and what is she doing outta the kitchen anyway!"

"this bug is the most happeness bug around, when it pulls up the ladies put out... o yea!"

"I'm. a bacon loving cunt and bring the kevlar if stop by"