Michael

"Ending a four day trip here. So far the best day was when I made the coffee service from 4:15 to 4:16 and was charged a dollar fine for leaving my bed unmade and a dollar for hall loitering at 4:17."

"Nothing ever changes here; not even the bed linens. There were fresh cookies at check in. I reached for one and got my hand slapped. $75 the innkeeper snarled at me. When I balked he ate them!"

"Checked my bag with the innkeeper before heading out for the night. He rifled through my bag and at least half of all my medications were missing as well as a pair of dirty socks and my eye gel. FML"

"Innkeeper was stilled messed up when I checked out today. His friendly husband settled up with me. The innkeeper just sat in a sitz bath ladling oil on himself saying "happy pride!" And laughing..."

"Evil innkeeper was out when I got home. His husband was shredding document and mopping up blood. He was very friendly."

"Got back to my room and sneezed a huge sneeze. I'm screwed now that I have already used this weeks tissue. Saw the innkeeper asleep with his hairpiece crooked on his head. Worth the room rate!"