Christopher Mezzetta

"Don't forget your sunblock."

"Amazing! There's a man at the next table with his family, talking business loudly to someone on his cell phone via the speaker phone. Don't sit next to that guy."

"Green onion pancakes, dumplings and string beans were excellent. Chow mein was a little greasy - but still good."

"Try not to look directly at the light."

"Slitting your wrists or Drinking Drain-O would probably be better bets than stepping in front of a train. You probably won't draw as much attention though."

"Try the cardamom latte."