Matt Micone

"Calls itself a brewery but it's not."

"Kim Hill's check ins are as fake as her tits. Cheater!"

"Don't let the patronizing sweetness fool you... the new bailiff is a cunt."

"Unfortunately the best civil judge the San Diego courts had, Judge Denton, has retired. It's also unfortunate the department no longer has its Bailiff."

"It's hard to maintain the mayorship with douchbags that cheat on foursquare."

"Avoid the crusty old blond woman that's ALWAYS here... Worst customer service!"